Drinking Quotes

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You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. — Nikhil Saluja
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale. — Nikhil Saluja
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can't even remember your second cup. — Nikhil Saluja
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You help your dog chase its tail. — Nikhil Saluja
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. — Nikhil Saluja
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. — Nikhil Saluja
. Boy to girl I like 3 things in my life: 1) maggi 2) fanta 3) you girl@Reason ? :))) boy...@maggi for eating fanta for… — Nisha Kapoor
Burn the Kush, on Ciroc, its going down — Ace Hood
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting,Your… — Syntific
Drinking from the bottle (8) — Natalia
If you smoke then smoke, if you drink then drink on, if your not a virgin then that's not my business because none of that… — Mario Tomasello
I Want To Go Back To The Time When Drinking meant Chocolate Milk, When Dad Was The 0nly Hero, When Love Was Mom's Hug, When… — Bernajoy Vaal
Drinking fristi from a can. I'm feeling like a real woman now. — Hassana Raddahi
Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic calendar. During the blessed month of Ramadan, Muslims all over the world abstain from food, drink, and… — Zahid
Drinking and driving is a lot like drinking and fucking; all it takes is one little accident and you're fucked! — Nikhil Saluja
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!! — Akbar Cullen
Drink and be motivated. — Uchye
When the wicked are sowing evil seed to true children of God, and expecting them to die, they are like someone drinking poison and expecting… — EMA
Drinking rule no.1 if you are still standing u need another beer! — Punkinhead Abhishek
When Life gives you lemonaid, look for someone who was given vodka and have a party. — Levita Charin

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