Best Dresser Quotes

58 Dresser quotes by 54 unique authors

I found something" Simon said as he walked in. He whipped out an old-fashioned key from his pocket and grinned at me. "It was taped… — Kelley Armstrong
As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character. — David Sedaris
Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties. — Janette Rallison
My idea of a fun night was diving into a massive pile of To Be Read pile of books stacked near my dresser... I was… — Jeff Sampson
Though a good cop, Luc Claudel has the patience of a firecracker, the sensitivity of Vlad the Impaler, and a persistent skepticism as to the… — Kathy Reichs
Positioned on my dresser, that white-as-snow rose is a personal message to me. It speaks of unfinished business. It whispers, I can find you. I… — Suzanne Collins
He didn't see anything." She rolled to her feet. "I was in your bed! We could have scarred him for life!" "Grace, we weren't doing… — Jill Shalvis
Willie said normal was boring and that I should be grateful that I had a touch of spice. She said no one cared about boring… — Ruta Sepetys
She tossed her towel on her dresser and turned to the bed where shed left her PJs. Only it wasn't just her PJs on the… — C.C. Hunter
He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty… — Jeff Kinney
But what struck me was the book-madness of the place--books lay scattered across the unmade bed and the top of a battered-looking desk, books stood… — Steven Millhauser
All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put… — Steve Harvey
I have a scar on my forehead. I was three years old, jumping on the bed with my brothers, and I fell off and hit… — Jamie Lynn Sigler
Female spies typically represented one of two extremes: the seductress who employed her wiles to manipulate men, and the cross-dresser who blended in by impersonating… — Karen Abbott
I had a great childhood. Even though I never had my own room - I shared the porch with my grandfather and kept my belongings… — Clint Hill
Sex? With no condom? Yeah, it might feel good. Yeah, you gon' love it at the moment. Oh, you woke up? Feeling sick? Puking like… — Aww
Fml I can't seem to make anyone happy in my family seriously. Yesterday I went for a job interview for work experience to be a… — Slowly_fading
Haha well my ferret has gone offically crazy x'D she just tried jumping off from the top of her cage to my sisters fucking dresser!… — Patience
She's upset Bad day Heads for the dresser drawer to Drive her pain away Nothing good can come of this. She opens it there's nothing… — Broken Soul
To the college kids no scholarships, starting your semester Unpacking your suitcases filling up your dresser Enjoy it while you got it, after that it's… — J. Cole
Money on the dresser, drive a compressor. Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser. — UGK
Yeah, yeah and there ain't nobody fresher. Semester to semester, ravin' with the fresher's. 20 light bulbs around my table on my dresser. ClC Kompressor,… — Tinie Tempah
I got a nug on my desk and in my dresser drawer and when I'm running low my hidden stash is in the floor furthermore.… — Kottonmouth Kings
I convince Donna's fine ass to come back to the party. I got her in my room, slid the dresser behind the door, and got… — Craig Jones
I've been drinking all night and I feel like performing with you in the bedroom. Flooring to the dresser, don't want nothing less cause I'm… — Wiz Khalifa

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