Doughnut Quotes

83 Doughnut quotes by 68 unique authors

A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both the… — David Sedaris
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? — Jim Butcher
Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect… — Haruki Murakami
My advice: write down everything you eat. It's amazing what that "self honesty" can do for you. (Do you really want to have to confess… — Alton Brown
A Paradox, the doughnut hole. Empty space, once, but now they've learned to market even that. A minus quantity; nothing, rendered edible. I wondered if… — Margaret Atwood
Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?" I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and… — Janet Evanovich
I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut. — Rick Riordan
As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two. — Cassandra Clare
Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You… — John Green
So here I am, my affections torn between a postal service that never feeds me but can tackle a challenge and one that gives me… — Bill Bryson
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said.… — Janet Evanovich
The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just… — Janet Evanovich
There’s always tomorrow.” “Exactly,” she said, finishing off her first doughnut, selecting a second. Maybe she wouldn’t starve to death, she decided. Maybe she’d eat… — Janet Evanovich
She wasn't happy, but then she wasn't unhappy. She wasn't anything. But I don't believe anyone is a nothing. There has to be something inside,… — John Steinbeck
Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. — Janet Evanovich
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother… — Jennifer Crusie
Now-what’s our game plan?” Coach Hedge belched. He’d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and another flower from… — Rick Riordan
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in… — Ilona Andrews
Oh, Claire," he said. "You think me a far better man than I am. That's kind, and flattering." "Are you saying that you -" "Doughnuts!"… — Rachel Caine
I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem. — Janet Evanovich
You don't know me, dude," he says, not smiling this time. Gonzo examines his cards, prepping for his next move. "People always think that they… — Libba Bray
Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli — Janet Evanovich
I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead. — Janet Evanovich
She figured if you weren't woman enough to carry your doughnuts with pride, you shouldn't be eating them. — Francine Pascal
You're a cop. I need a doughnut. — Jim Butcher

Who Wrote These Doughnut Quotes

68 authors contributed a total of 83 Doughnut Quotes, led by these top contributors: