Dollar Quotes

778 Dollar quotes by 592 unique authors

We don't have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you… — Groucho Marx
In referring to her earlier statement that he had was not her type because he was "a dollar short when it came to maturity and… — Tom Robbins
I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich
Wealth isn't always measured in dollar signs. We each have time, talent and creativity, all of which can be powerful forces for positive change. Share… — Jon M. Huntsman Sr.
Give me a dollar or I'll spit on you. — Louis Sachar
Just tell me, Percy, do you still have the birthday gift I gave you last summer?" I nodded and pulled out my camp necklace. It… — Rick Riordan
Hey, big spender,” I said. He looked appreciative but more amused than anything else. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a one dollar… — Richelle Mead
There is a theory going around that the U.S.A. was and still is a gigantic Masonic plot under the ultimate control of the group known… — Thomas Pynchon
We're in the Chicago suburbs, ruling our 'hood and the streets that lead here. It's a street war, where other suburban gangs fight us for… — Simone Elkeles
You’re not a one hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you. — Meg Cabot
No man should receive a dollar unless that dollar has been fairly earned. — Theodore Roosevelt
Hickory dickory dock my daddy’s nuts from shell shock. Humpty dumpty thought he was wise till gas came along and burned out his eyes. A… — Dalton Trumbo
I am older than you. Believe me, there is no other way to live on earth. Men are not open to truth or reason. They… — Ayn Rand
That seems like stealing, doesn't it?" Simon pulled a cup toward him. He drew the lid back. "Ooh. Mochaccino." He looked at Magnus. "Did you… — Cassandra Clare
Things break all the time. Glass and dishes and fingernails. Cars and contracts and potato chips. You can break a record, a horse, a dollar.… — Jodi Picoult
My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne. — Suzanne Brockmann
The Z’s will kill us all, and then the Z’s will die out and in sixty years there will be no one to remember our… — John Green
You haven’t experienced awkwardness until you’ve seen a three-million-dollar piece of software cry. — Charles Yu
..either immediately or ultimately every dollar of government spending must be raised through a dollar of taxation. Once we look at the matter. In this… — Henry Hazlitt
So why am I depressed? That's the million-dollar question, baby, the Tootsie Roll question; not even the owl knows the answer to that one. I… — Ned Vizzini
When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings… — P.J. O'Rourke
Do you think we enjoy hearing about your brand-new million-dollar home when we can barely afford to eat Kraft Dinner sandwiches in our own grimy… — Douglas Coupland
I didn’t say, You are such a stuffy asshole. And he didn’t say, If you ever burn one of my quarter-of-a-million dollar rugs again I’ll… — Karen Marie Moning
Genuflection before the idol or the dollar destroys the muscles which walk and the will that moves. — Victor Hugo

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