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Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.
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There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market . The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them…
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It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to…
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I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
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Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!
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I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper
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It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though,…
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I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years…
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I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.
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I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.
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I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another…
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They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful,…
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