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• I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.
• There is NO reason to hit a woman!
• I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with 'em. You just talk about life, and you…
• God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I…
• You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, 'You know what? We don't think you're smart enough for an…
• Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.
• I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous.
• Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!
• You have no idea how long a year is until you’re stone sober.
• Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.
• Deny your emotions and act like you have answers
• There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not…

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