Doctors Quotes

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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world… — Alan Moore
Her mom and dad are both doctors and want her to follow her dream, not turn out the way they have, no matter how much… — Chuck Palahniuk
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. — Benjamin Franklin
Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic. — Bill Maher
The rest of my days I'm going to spend on the sea. And when I die, I'm going to die on the sea. You know… — Tennessee Williams
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. — Benjamin Franklin
Everything gets horrible. Everything you see gets ugly. Lurid is the word. Doctor Garton said lurid, one time. That's the right word for it. And… — David Foster Wallace
The book was Maniacs in the Fourth Dimension, by Kilgore Trout. It was about people whose mental diseases couldn't be treated because the causes of… — Kurt Vonnegut
Don't separate the mind from the body. Don't separate even character - you can't. Our unit of existence is a body, a physical, tangible, sensate… — Susanna Kaysen
When prescribing one of the drugs I take, my doctor warned me of a common side effect: exaggerated, intensely vivid dreams. To be honest, I've… — Michael J. Fox
Tell me, Doctor, are you afraid of death?" "I guess it depends on how you die. — Haruki Murakami
...the number one reason knitters knit is because they are so smart that they need knitting to make boring things interesting. Knitters are so compellingly… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Do you believe in God, doctor?" No - but what does that really mean? I'm fumbling in the dark, struggling to make something out. But… — Albert Camus
I was beginning to understand something about normality. Normality wasn't normal. It couldn't be. If normality were normal, everybody could leave it alone. They could… — Jeffrey Eugenides
If I had my way books would not be written in English but in an exceedingly difficult secret language.... This plan would have the advantage… — Robertson Davies
Exhaustion was pressing upon and overpowering her. "Good-by--because I love you." He did not know; he did not understand. He would never understand. Perhaps Doctor… — Kate Chopin
Because if I smashed anything, Team Jaiden would just get me into a behavior modification program, or maybe some doctor would put be on drugs… — Stefan Petrucha
Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours. — Steve Martin
Doctors put drugs of which they know little into bodies of which they know less for diseases of which they know nothing at all. — Voltaire
De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor had come in.… — James Patterson
Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it. — Michael Grant
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions — Bill Hicks
I don't hold with shamans, witch doctors, or psychiatrists. Shakespeare, Tolstoy, or even Dickens, understood more about the human condition than ever occurred to any… — Mordecai Richler
The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established… — Charles Dickens

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