Doctors Quotes
1718 quotes by 1239 authors
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Tidy fees are the most effective remedy, both for the doctor and the patient.
— Dario Fo
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Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don't eat has been proved to…
— George Bernard Shaw
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For each illness that doctors cure with medicine, they provoke ten in healthy people by inoculating them with the virus that is a thousand times…
— Marcel Proust
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The life of a designer is a life of fight. Fight against the ugliness. Just like a doctor fights against disease. For us, the visual…
— Massimo Vignelli
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I've tried really hard to care about things that were very different from my parents. I was curious if I could care about [money] on…
— Chelsea Clinton
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Remember, I'm a doctor's daughter. So obviously I'm interested in all medical things.
— Nancy Reagan
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I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful;…
— W.C. Fields
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I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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If they prescribe pain killers that may increase the possibility of death so long as their specific intention was not to end life." "Doctors should…
— Joe Lieberman
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Our ancestors were eating meat over 2.5 million years ago. We mainly ate meat, fish, fruits, vegetables and nuts. We have to assume our physiology…
— Lionel Tiger
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I love doctors and hate their medicine.
— Walt Whitman
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Every patient carries his or her own doctor inside.
— Albert Schweitzer
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Illness is the most heeded of doctors: to goodness and wisdom we only make promises; pain we obey.
— Marcel Proust
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Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots…
— Hal Boyle
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We also heard the usual old nonsense that banning hunting would affect employment if we abolished crime we would put all the police out of…
— Ann Widdecombe
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I've heard people say that maybe we'd be better served had we lost. I was kind of wondering what profession they were in. I wouldn't…
— Russ Rose
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
— Les Dawson
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Suppose you went to your priest and asked for help; he would refer you to the Bible. But if you went the next day to…
— John Templeton
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Three of my children are medical doctors; they know at least a hundred times as much about your body as my grandfather knew, but they…
— John Templeton
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