Doctors Quotes

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Fighters today are much bigger, stronger and quicker and not only that but referees, judges and doctors back then were very strict and if your… — Larry Holmes
I think of guitar players in terms of doctors: you have the doctor for your heart, the cardiologist, then one that works on your feet,… — B B King
I wanted to be a leading man - the black lawyer, the black doctor, the black policeman. — David Alan Grier
You can't have my heart, the doctor told me I'd be dead without it. — Drake
I feel no disgust when I hear the confessions of those near their end, whose wounds are full of maggots...This may give you some idea… — Father Damien
Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a 16-year-old. — Jack Klugman
I was very lucky. My neck hurt and I went to my doctor, who was kind of hip, and he said it was stress-caused and… — Rick Rubin
Chavez will hit the canvas. He will be sitting in his corner, or with the doctor or referee stopping the fight. There's no other outcome. — Sergio Martinez
Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto? — Dave Barry
Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken? — Aristotle
The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their… — Dave Barry
A doctor is nothing more than consolation for the spirit. — Petronius
As with eggs, there is no such thing as a poor doctor, doctors are either good or bad. — Fuller Albright
Doctors can do almost anything nowadays, can't they, unless they kill you while they're trying to cure you. — Agatha Christie
For many doctors the achievement of a published article is a tedious duty to be surmounted as a necessary hurdle in a medical career. — Richard Asher
Look around you: there is not a doctor who desires the health of his friends, not a soldier who desires peace for his country. — Philemon
Only the doctor and the judge have the right to inflict the death penalty without receiving the same. — Philemon
Who ever saw a doctor use the prescription of his colleague without cutting out or adding something? — Michel de Montaigne
The ideal doctor would be a man endowed with profound knowledge of life and of the soul, intuitively divining any suffering or disorder of whatever… — Henri Frederic Amiel
I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone. — Dave Barry

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