Inspiring Doctor Proverbs

1347 Doctor quotes by 983 unique authors

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die… — Mrthrill
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change! — Nikhil Saluja
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's… — Nikhil Saluja
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease! — Nikhil Saluja
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole! — Nikhil Saluja
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies! — Nikhil Saluja
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it? — Nikhil Saluja
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy! — Nikhil Saluja
Love is sweet Love is pure Love is something No doctor could cure — PrInCeSs_PeAcHeS
The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. — Nikhil Saluja
Doctor: You'll live to be 60! Patient: I AM 60! Doctor: See! What did I tell you? — Nikhil Saluja
Hmmm! well!! em here 4 mx friendz!!! n besides em a doctor 2 ths mx profession 2 make mx heart beats laugh!!! tc n ks — Sardar Hyder Abbas
I react to Someone has tagged a photo of you... in the same way I react to a doctor saying, Your test results came back... — Lenny
I never got well because of the inscription from the doctor I got well because you where there I love you — Sinjakweebwa KÃ¦y Pofari
As a child, I wanted to be a doctor, philosopher, psychologist, philanthropist and a superhero... So I became a teacher. — Unknown Author
The doctor asked me how much I drink and I told her it depends on how much money I have. — Nikhil Saluja
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter. He's got to just know. — Will Rogers
How to Piss Off A Woman : After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn't contagious. Then faint. — Nikhil Saluja
The greatest communication barrier known to man is the lack of the common core of experience Whens the last time you had a Manic Episode… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
Within each of us there is a Doctor hidden.......As we Advice other but never implement the same for our own self.... — Santanu Mishra
If you're a guy who's into Twilight, have a doctor prescribe you with a heavy dose of man the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
Within each of us there is Doctor hidden.....As we Advise others but don't follow it for our own self..... — Santanu Mishra

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