Divorced Quotes

301 Divorced quotes by 262 unique authors

When you're the youngest and the only boy, you get spoilt but you get told you're spoilt so you don't get to enjoy it very… — Eddie Marsan
A lot of those songs are actually about Sarah, who I was recently divorced from about five or six months ago. I'd been seeing her… — Gene Ween
When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed — Jewish Proverb
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is — George Carlin
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time. — Snooki
Experiencing yourself out of context, divorced from your usual point of view, skews your perspective its like hearing your voice on an answering machine. Its… — Slash
Simple, you should stop and I told you who I do it for and I'm not goin anywhere cause me and life is married and… — Jean Grae
I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. -Jimmie — Pulp Fiction
A daughter needs a loving, available, predictable father or father figure who can be counted on, whether divorced or at home. She needs his best… — Victoria Secunda
I'm shocked by people getting divorced all the time; that's why I choose to work on it. Therapy helps us. It's so easy to grow… — Courteney Cox
When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also. I just really didn't understand why he wasn't returning my… — Nicole Richie
I was born in Vancouver, moved to Los Angeles and when my parents split up, gradually moved back up the west coast. I was able… — Joshua Jackson
I think love is amazing. Im in love with love. I just dont know what it is in a relationship yet. Ive been marrried three… — Stacey Dash
I've heard a lot of comedians were young when their parents divorced, or when a parent died or was killed. It forces you to have… — Fred Willard
You will also find a new home,we also will make for yourself, but of course our children become homeless, It's Unfortunate, we are able to… — Mak_786
Homosexuals want the right to be married. But I think they really want the right to be divorced. Forget it! Divorce is ours. — Unknown Author
I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure! — Unknown Author
Or get a huge pimple on your nose,you could forget your date's name,or have an embarrassing photography published,you might get dumped,divorced,or fired,make a fool of… — Jeremy G
To realize The value of a sister: Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple.… — Ritu Ghatourey
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja

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