Divorced Quotes

301 Divorced quotes by 262 unique authors

When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' — Louis C. K.
When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just… — Louis C. K.
Let's not forget, I got divorced. — Larry David
I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it work. — Princess Diana
My parents divorced when I was born, and my mother is a political science professor, like a feminist Mormon, which is sort of an oxymoron. — Eliza Dushku
Studies show that children of divorced parents can have outcomes as positive as those coming from intact homes, provided the father remains financially supportive and… — Larry Elder
I became married at a young age and had two daughters and divorced at 26. I had to go on welfare to make ends meet.… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes
Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations. — Susan Faludi
I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage, just ask anyone who has been divorced. The marriage… — Harvey Fierstein
Divorced from the cosmos, from nature, from society and from each other, we have become fractured and fragmented. — Daisaku Ikeda
The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced. Every other wound we seek to heal - every… — Washington Irving
Divorced women, compared to married women, are less satisfied with their lives, which is not surprising. But they're actually more cheerful, when you look at… — Daniel Kahneman
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to… — Jean Kerr
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a… — Sam Kinison
My parents were divorced and I would spend weekends with my father. — Laura Linney
What good am I? I can't have kids. I can't cook. I've been divorced three times. Who would want me? — Marilyn Monroe
My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young, and growing up in a family where the head of the household wasn't a… — Dave Mustaine
They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window. — Suze Orman
My parents divorced, and I didn't have much of a daddy growing up. — Unknown Author
Meaning is what essence becomes when it is divorced from the object of reference and wedded to the word. — Willard Van Orman Quine

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