Ditch Quotes

155 quotes by 145 authors

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge. — Bill Engvall
How you fell when all your friends ditch you for thier girlfriends and you secretly like two of them. — Gina Faye (me)
If I knew 'falling' in love would hurt this much, I would have rather 'fallen' into a ditch and may be I would be healed… — Evans Macharia
Who would be a turtle who could help it? A barely mobile hard roll, a four-oared helmet, She can ill afford the chances she must… — Cheyanne My Friend
You flirt and then you diss her. You ignore and then you say you miss her. You kiss and then you ditch her. Do you… — Smileawaythepain
Genuine love is not something one falls into, as though he or she was tumbling into a ditch. One cannot love an unknown object, regardless… — Unknown Author
You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman. — Nikhil Saluja
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. — Nikhil Saluja
**Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change. Ditch his sorry, disgrace-to-the-male-population… — Unknown Author
...i will never use the secrets you told me to get back at you...i will never ever allow a guy to come between us- thats… — Kaylee Newton
Chicks before dicks!! i love my best friend she is always there when mt boyfriends arent (not that I have that many) but whenever I… — Naye-Naye
People will lie, boyfriends will cheat, bestfriends will ditch and there are people who would kill to see you fall but stay strong and smile… — Bernajoy Vaal
Love isn't having 500 pictures of him/her on your phone. Love isn't when you text him/her day and night. Love isn't when he/she buys you… — Ritu Ghatourey
They were the perfect couple, they'd always lock lips He gave her his heart, he said don't drop this She looked him in the eye,… — Talyiah
We dont need anyone or anything to make us happy. That job is all our own, its we who are entitled to fill each ditch… — Senoraroy

Who Wrote These Ditch Quotes

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