Ditch Quotes

155 quotes by 150 authors

I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm manager, among other… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
If I ventured in the slipstream between the viaducts of your dreams, where immobile steel rims crack and the ditch in the back roads stop.… — Van Morrison
I'd rather dig a ditch than go to a dinner party with people I don't know. — Marian Keyes
It's incredibly arrogant to pick and choose which incomprehensible truths we embrace. No one wants to ditch God's plan of redemption [the cross], even though… — Francis Chan
If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun. — Rachel Perry
The young leading the young, is like the blind leading the blind; "they will both fall into the ditch. — Lord Chesterfield
When you're a short actor you stand on apple boxes, you walk on a ramp. When you're a short star everybody else walks in a… — Michael J. Fox
If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. — Calvin Coolidge
I had to live in the desert before I could understand the full value of grass in a green ditch. — Ella Maillart
You cannot expect the guy who drove the car into the ditch to navigate it out of the ditch. You have to put a new… — John Mellencamp
Each year of life brings us nearer to our decline, but I will continue to seek a listener until I'm dead in a ditch. — Steven Morrissey
I've had an unbelievable life. I've been very lucky. You do create your own luck too, you know? I never forget where I'm from. Whenever… — Liam Neeson
Borders had lousy management and made bad corporate decisions, so its fate is less like a terrible accident than a slow-motion slide into a ditch,… — Susan Orlean
One man cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with him. — Booker T. Washington
She was a talker, wasn't she?" Bobby Lee said, sliding down the ditch with a yodel. "She would of been a good woman," The Misfit… — Flannery O'Connor
All I wanted to do was lie in the dry grass with my feet in a ditch forever. I could be a convenient sort of… — Megan Whalen Turner
Perhaps someone will have seen mine, the one Iâ€™m waiting for, just as I saw him, in a ditch when his hands were making their… — Marguerite Duras
Free verse'? You may as well call sleeping in a ditch 'free architecture'. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
The first person who, having enclosed a plot of land, took it into his head to say this is mine and found people simple enough… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Only amateurs say that they write for their own amusement. Writing is not an amusing occupation. It is a combination of ditch-digging, mountain-climbing, treadmill and… — Edna Ferber

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