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- Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back, makin fun of poor little Joe Dirt?
- Things are gonna happen for me. I'm Joe Dirt!
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- In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. — Margaret Atwood
- The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed… — Alfred Austin
- I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context. — Jo Brand
- 'Dirt Road Diaries,' in my mind, is a perfect country guy song. It speaks to the hard-working guy, and I'm excited for… — Luke Bryan
- I don't keep diaries anymore; They're quite incriminating. I just keep all the dirt road diaries in my head. — Luke Bryan
- I'm sort of a Walter Mitty. I got fewer brain cells than most people, so when I got friendly with cowboys, I… — James Caan
- Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between Adam and Eve. One man, one woman… — Kirk Cameron
- I like owning dirt. You know, I spent a lot of time broke when I moved to California. So deep in my… — George Clooney
- Painting is the most magical of mediums. The transcendence is truly amazing to me every time I go to a museum and… — Chuck Close
- I've always believed that if you don't stay moving, they will throw dirt on you. — Paul Anka
- Paul never developed a negative attitude. He picked his bloody body up out of the dirt and went back into the city… — John Hagee
- Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt. — Jack Nicklaus