Dinner Quotes

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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned… — William Shakespeare
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. — Jack Handey
Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as… — Jack Handey
To save the theatre, the theatre must be destroyed, the actors and actresses must all die of the plague. They poison the air, they make… — Eleanora Duse
At your next dinner party, try playing the following game. Challenge everyone around the table to produce a single drug that can cure people of… — Lynne McTaggart
We invest less in our friendships and expect more of friends than any other relationship. We spend days working out where to book for a… — Mariella Frostrup
More fundamentally, it is a dream that does not die with the onset of manhood: the dream is to play endlessly, past the time when… — John Thorn
The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right… — Scott Wood
His blood is black and boiling hot, he gurgles ghastly groans. He'll cook you in his dinner pot, your skin, your flesh, your bones. — Jack Prelutsky
I have work, and then I have a dinner thing. And then I am busy, trying to become who I am. — Lena Dunham
Money isn't always the best motivator. If you leave a $50 check after dinner with friends, you don't increase the probability of being invited back. — Yochai Benkler
In those days, between the ages of 12 and 18 you meant nothing. You were the extra place at the side table if someone came… — Alexis Korner
I was at dinner with Gene Wilder and imitated Ethel Barrymore for everyone — Dom DeLuise
Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year, with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When… — Ryan Howard
Today, all our wives and husbands have Blackberries or iPhones or Android devices or whatever-the progeny of those original 950 and 957 models that put… — Ian Bogost
Water is the medicine for indigestion; it is invigorating when the food that is eaten is well digested; it is like nectar when drunk in… — Chanakya
I want to try with someone who loves me enough to try with me. I want to grow old looking at the same face every… — Rachel Gibson
The galaxy is full of creatures that are nothing like us at all. We can try to understand them, and we should. But even if… — John Jackson Miller
We take for granted that we need to take showers, clean our house, and wash our clothes. Yet the mind and its thoughts need cleansing… — Anodea Judith

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