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• There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
• I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
• I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
• I am no more humble than my talents require.
• Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower
• I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
• A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
• When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
• My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
• I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
• An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
• Ballet is the fairies baseball.

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