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• Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.
• I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job,…
• Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds.…
• I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything
• I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff.…
• Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so
• I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look…
• First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer…
• I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why…
• A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing.…

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