Rob Schneider Quotes
- Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.
- I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I…
- Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them…
- I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything
- I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in…
- Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so
- I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.
- First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away all…
- I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models aren't…
- A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd…