Best Department Store Quotes

37 Department Store quotes by 33 unique authors

• There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. — Steven Wright
• Novelists have, on the average, about the same IQs as the cosmetic consultants at Bloomingdale’s department store. Our power is patience. We have discovered that… — Kurt Vonnegut
• California, the department store state. — Raymond Chandler
• I walked inside Macy’s and faced the pathetic spectacle of a department store full of shoppers, none of whom were shopping for themselves. Without the… — Rachel Cohn
• That whole week, we started to divide things into those two categories: anything or something. A piece of jewelry bougth at a department store: anything.… — David Levithan
• I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me. — Terry Zwigoff
• Saks is one of the temples of good-quality products in America. The Saks shop in New York, for me, is the most interesting department store… — Diego Della Valle
• I dont know what you actin heartless for, when you know you a target like a department store. — Papoose
• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. — Shirley Temple
• Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you ask Santa for… — Jimmy Fallon
• Everyone here calls it the local department store. Its actually the Wilkinson County dump. — Honey Boo Boo Child
• I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said do you want to lay on the couch' I said… — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Who Wrote These Department Store Quotes

33 authors contributed a total of 37 Department Store Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 Department Store Quotes by Shirley Temple
• 2 Department Store Quotes by Raymond Chandler
• 2 Department Store Quotes by Milton Berle
• 2 Department Store Quotes by Erich Fromm
• 1 Department Store Quote by William Christopher Handy
• 1 Department Store Quote by Tom Lehrer
• 1 Department Store Quote by Terry Zwigoff
• 1 Department Store Quote by Steven Wright
• 1 Department Store Quote by Stanley Victor Paskavich
• 1 Department Store Quote by Seth Klarman
• 1 Department Store Quote by Rachel Cohn
• 1 Department Store Quote by Paul Billheimer
• 1 Department Store Quote by Papoose
• 1 Department Store Quote by Lita Ford
• 1 Department Store Quote by Lauren Hutton
• 1 Department Store Quote by Kurt Vonnegut
• 1 Department Store Quote by Jordan Peele
• 1 Department Store Quote by John Wayne
• 1 Department Store Quote by John Thomas Sladek
• 1 Department Store Quote by John Cotton
• 1 Department Store Quote by Jimmy Fallon
• 1 Department Store Quote by James A. Michener
• 1 Department Store Quote by Honey Boo Boo Child
• 1 Department Store Quote by Hilary Mantel
• 1 Department Store Quote by Helen Reddy