Best Dentist Lines

155 Dentist quotes by 136 unique authors

Men hang out their signs indicative of their respective trades: shoemakers hang out a gigantic shoe; jewelers, a monster watch; and the dentist hangs out… — Daniel Webster
So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.' — Tim Vine
Learned from my dentist that mouthwash is actually useless(you can't commit suicide with it) — Nikhil Saluja
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead. — Babloo
I can't think straight, I'm so gay Sometimes I cry a whole day I care a lot, use an analog clock And never know when… — Mary Lambert
Theses officers were good friends, so it must have been a terrible argument, because the one who played chess with my father was so angry… — Bruno Schulz
I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late… — Michael Scott (The Office)
We the niggas you scared of like bsd dentist — Tyler The Creator
No girlfriend, looking for some feelings find a dentist — Big Sean
We the niggas you scared of like bad dentist — Earl Sweatshirt
Dear slut, when the dentist said, — Avery McKinney
They say its cold outside. So like a dentist, Im just trying to keep they mouth wide. — Ludacris
I Just got finished going 2 the dentist for a teeth cleaning its important to take care of yo hygiene becuz u don't wanna tongue… — Dante
Life's like tennis we wait till we're 40 to look for love misplace our racket get our teeth knocked out and God's the dentist. — Chris Time Steele
I love being a mom so much. I love waking up with Sami and Lola, taking them to school, to the dentist, and to gymnastics.… — Denise Richards
I was sunbathing topless in Ibiza, and my friend wanted to eat at this cafe where everybody goes without putting on their tops or bottoms.… — Brooke Burke
You know what's weird about plane crashes is that you watch it on the news and they say the people have to be identified by… — Robert Schimmel
Lambo Aventador, spent half a million. Car Weezy, mixtape got no ceiling. Floss like a dentist, numb to a bitch, no feelin.' — Tyga
When the dentist told me to open my mouth and get closer her head I'm pretty sure she wanted to kiss me, because I was… — Unknown Author
Good thing I pulled the right one, eh, Prime Minister? -Dentist — Finding Nemo
My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. when it was pulled out, you're relieved. But how many times does… — Pacifiersucker
Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrument of death* Dentist: Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss. — Ritu Ghatourey
Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide. — Nikhil Saluja
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja
The worse thing I`ve been told after the dentist: You can`t eat for 30 Minutes — Katrina

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