Best Dentist Sayings
155 Dentist quotes by 136 unique authors
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I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not…
— Daniel Tosh
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If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency,…
— Bill Cosby
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I think fear neutralizes alcohol, weakens its anesthetic power. It's good for small fears; your boss, your wife, your bills, your dentist; all right then…
— Cornell Woolrich
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My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was.
— Lasse Hallstrom
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Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
— Ambrose Bierce
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If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.
— Mason Cooley
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Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper's Bazaar while waiting at the dentist's to have grasped that the purpose of…
— Molly Ivins
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I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians…
— Paul Reiser
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I don't believe in the hereditary principle in the House of Lords. Imagine going to the dentist, sitting in the chair and he says, 'I'm…
— Tony Benn
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I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.
— Phil Gramm
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When I was growing up, I dreamed about becoming a cowgirl, a detective, a spy, a great actress, or a ballerina. Not a dentist, like…
— Judy Blume
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It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.
— Rick Baker
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There is a gesture he has, a motion, that always reminds me of a great batter leaning into a hit. He has a way of…
— Gene Lees
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Most people do not go to the dentist until they have a toothache; most societies do not reform abuses until the victims begin to make…
— Charles Issawi
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Photographers, along with dentists, are the two professions never satisfied with what they do. Every dentist would like to be a doctor and inside every…
— Pablo Picasso
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The only people who need degrees are dentists and brain surgeons.
— David Hockney
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No one sane would let a first-century dentist fill their children's teeth. Why then do we allow first-century theologians to fill our children's minds?
— Michael Dowd
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One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist…
— Temple Grandin
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'?…
— Paula Deen
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Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.
— Johnny Depp
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I don't remember deciding to become a writer. You decide to become a dentist or a postman. For me, writing is like being gay. You…
— Mark Haddon
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If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.
— John Maynard Keynes
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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't…
— Paul Merton
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If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.
— Ralph Nader
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