Best Dentist Sayings

155 Dentist quotes by 136 unique authors

I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not… — Daniel Tosh
If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency,… — Bill Cosby
I think fear neutralizes alcohol, weakens its anesthetic power. It's good for small fears; your boss, your wife, your bills, your dentist; all right then… — Cornell Woolrich
My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was. — Lasse Hallstrom
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. — Ambrose Bierce
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. — Mason Cooley
Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper's Bazaar while waiting at the dentist's to have grasped that the purpose of… — Molly Ivins
I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians… — Paul Reiser
I don't believe in the hereditary principle in the House of Lords. Imagine going to the dentist, sitting in the chair and he says, 'I'm… — Tony Benn
I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going. — Phil Gramm
When I was growing up, I dreamed about becoming a cowgirl, a detective, a spy, a great actress, or a ballerina. Not a dentist, like… — Judy Blume
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. — Rick Baker
There is a gesture he has, a motion, that always reminds me of a great batter leaning into a hit. He has a way of… — Gene Lees
Most people do not go to the dentist until they have a toothache; most societies do not reform abuses until the victims begin to make… — Charles Issawi
Photographers, along with dentists, are the two professions never satisfied with what they do. Every dentist would like to be a doctor and inside every… — Pablo Picasso
The only people who need degrees are dentists and brain surgeons. — David Hockney
No one sane would let a first-century dentist fill their children's teeth. Why then do we allow first-century theologians to fill our children's minds? — Michael Dowd
One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist… — Temple Grandin
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. — Rodney Dangerfield
I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'?… — Paula Deen
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. — Johnny Depp
I don't remember deciding to become a writer. You decide to become a dentist or a postman. For me, writing is like being gay. You… — Mark Haddon
If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid. — John Maynard Keynes
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't… — Paul Merton
If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists. — Ralph Nader

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