Day Card Quotes
- Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like… — Greg Giraldo
- A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them. — Joan Rivers
- I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her.… — Robert Orben
- If I wrote a National Coming Out Day card to give to my parents, it would say, 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a… — Sabrina Matthews
- Show your significant other,best friend, or family member how you feel by topping off their handmade Valentine's Day card with a meaningful quote. — Albertdavid
- I get the nerve to get him a Valintines Day Card and he says '...Im gay'. How did I miss that. — Helaine-Diane