Damn Quotes
1707 Damn quotes by 1128 unique authors
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Ty Cobb was still fighting the Civil War, and as far as he was concerned, we were all damn Yankees. But who knows, if he…
— Unknown Author
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You saw him standing out there, and you knew you had a pretty damn good chance to win the baseball game.
— Red Ruffing
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The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
— James Madison
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They felt that science would be corrosive to religious belief and they were worried about it. Damn it, I think they were right. It is…
— Steven Weinberg
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The best prayer I ever prayed had enough sin to damn the whole world.
— John Bunyan
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Maybe ever'body in the whole damn world is scared of each other.
— John Steinbeck
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How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the night-light. I…
— Dorothy Parker
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Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.
— Dave Foley
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Yippies, Hippies, Yahoos, Black Panthers, lions and tigers alike - I would swap the whole damn zoo for the kind of young Americans I saw…
— Spiro T. Agnew
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It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
— Andrew Johnson
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The body is a damn hard thing to kill.
— Anne Sexton
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You take five fingers. Individually, I can pin any one of them, but if I pin them together (makes a fist), it's damn near impossible…
— Ray Lewis
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There is no such thing as a soulmate...and who would want there to be? I don't want half of a shared soul. I want my…
— Rachel Cohn
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Old breed? New breed? There's not a damn bit of difference so long as it's the Marine breed.
— Chesty Puller
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Soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'm a flirt. Winking eyes at me, when I roll up on them dubs, I'm…
— R. Kelly
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A football team is like a piano; you need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing The strength of…
— Unknown Author
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Damn where my roof just go? Top slipped off like Janet at the Super Bowl.
— Drake
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Just call me 'Shoppin Bag Drizzy'. And call me 'Mr Damn, He Aint Coppin That Is He?'
— Drake
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You just do it. You force yourself to get up. You force yourself to put one foot before the other, and God damn it, you…
— Elizabeth Taylor
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There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until…
— William Faulkner
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