Dad Quotes

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You know that family is going to be there for you no matter what. My dad gave me a freakin' kidney! But it's also the… — Sarah Hyland
MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car - I forget what… — Jack Handey
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he… — Rodney Dangerfield
Kids have *_____ never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original… — Dave Barry
I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears
My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. — Tim Heidecker
Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him… — Clarence Budington Kelland
My son, a perfect little boy of five years and three months, had ended his earthly life. You can never sympathize with me; you can… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my… — George V
No word makes me happier than the word "daddy" when it's directed to me. — Michael Josephson
Creating a child takes no love or skill; being a parent requires lots of both. — Michael Josephson
It's a great joy but no test of love or commitment to take your son to a ball game. You really prove your credentials as… — Michael Josephson
One of the greatest things about daughters is how they adored you when they were little; how they rushed into your arms with electric delight… — Michael Josephson
Being a father is the most important role I will ever play and if I don't do this well, no other thing I do really… — Michael Josephson
To her, the name of father was another name for love. — Fanny Fern
Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to… — Louis C. K.
Until you have a son of your own . . . you will never know the joy, the love beyond feeling that resonates in the… — Kent Nerburn
It's the best thing going, parenthood. — Woody Harrelson
Kids take you outside your comfort level because you ask yourself, 'How do I answer that question for them?' You think back to your childhood,… — Patrick Dempsey
Fatherhood is the best thing I ever did. It changes your perspective. You can write a book, you can make a movie, you can paint… — Brad Pitt

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