Best Cum Sayings

68 Cum quotes by 45 unique authors

Kush on my breath, cocaine on my tongue. Eat that p*ssy, make it numb, she can't feel herself cum. — Lil Wayne
I think my life is like I m sittng near a beach n u r waves tht sumtimes cums to me n thn leave me… — Nishant Grover
She left Virgin Islands when she heard me saying,'here I cum' she got scared and splashed some water on my eye but I sailed through… — Simon Quperlier
MEN CUM AND MEN GO! — Indamindofmari
Ya ma 8th wonder, wanderin ma daes r gone.. gone fo ain't gona cum back....back da same it was.. was da tym me nd u...2gether..… — Ashong Wangdi
Everyone's livin in a dreamy wrld, dreamy az not it seems, thou every drm is jus a drm.. even thou sum say drm cums true..… — Ashong Wangdi
My Cum cost more than ur'z shit beauty product....!_! SELFMADE — Smile Mittu
There are two kind of people... one that barks but never does anything... and the other one does everything wen the time cums but stays… — Unknown Author
Everyone loves you when they're about to cum. — Madonna
Man you guys are all a bunch of pussies. I wouldn't do it to a random girl but to my gf, hell yeah. I've done… — Smoochy01
Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top'' = (top goal… — Sniper Alpacino
One day l ll leave da world nd neva cum bak, u ll cry wen look at my number in yo fone book, u ll… — Muniir Zero
Find you cocktail name and comment on the pic what it is!!! mine is MULTI-COULORED CUM — Meslf
If I make her cum it's a compliment. Nigga fuck you, like a parking ticket. — 2 Chainz
Dear xams.. sorry to say this but we dont get along qte well..! the more closer u cum the more am pissed off...n to b… — Allarefake
Yea, I used to give a fuck about success. Now I just want to see Mila Kunis undress. Hope she down for buttsex, it will… — Mac Miller
See all I wanna do is make love to your soul. Go deep in your mind and make your heart cum. — Heritier Ndele
My penis is like a homeless man, the only difference is that my penis dives into cum dumpsters. — Nikhil Saluja

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