Cum Quotes

68 quotes by 53 authors

I understand that computers, which I once believed to be but a hermaphrodite typewriter-cum-filing cabinet, offer the cyber literate increased ability to communicate. I do… — David Mamet
You worthless sonofabitch. You should never have been anything more than a cum stain! (Stryker) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ut cum spiritu postrema sacramentum dejuremus," he chanted. "Et hostes ornamenta addent ad ianuam necem." "You just...finished the prophesy,"Rachael stammered. "-An oath to keep with… — Rick Riordan
It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it! — Chuck Palahniuk
Just remember, when your motherâ€™s gnawing my ankle like a furious mama bear separated from her cum, I did it for you. — Cassandra Clare
When I go to a web video meeting and look around, at least half the show runners are women. And a lot are actors-cum-writers who… — Felicia Day
I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way. — Robin Williams
Well did graduate summa cum laude from Fordham University. — Patricia Clarkson
This is a man who graduated summa cum laude from Harvard University in three years, editor of the Harvard Law Review, argued 39 cases before… — Rod Parsley
Everybody loves you when they are about to cum. — Madonna
Come Late And Your Girlfriend Will Say Youre Late. Cum Late And She Will Say Youre Great! — Nikhil Saluja
Sex is like the alphabet cause bitch 'I' cum before 'U'. — Nikhil Saluja
My statuses is like Jordans...mfs can't wait til they cum out — IG:catone_2_funny
The only way a girl can get me to come over, is if she let's me cum in her back door. — Nikhil Saluja
Technically, it's not even cheating if he doesn't cum inside you. — Nikhil Saluja
G-get up O-open ur eyes O-out of ur bed D-day has risen M-merry life O-old dreams cum true R-rise$shine N-new frnds I-ideas of life N-nice… — Dianne Samathan
The time goes nvr cum back ....so respect the time which u have...its v expensive gift that we give our time to others .. — Melchor Lim
I might go to heaven, I might go to hell But at least I know my cum doesn't smell And if I ever drafted Brandon… — Trace Adkins
Penis breath, a lover's dread is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be be grateful that he doesn't pee.… — Unkown
Whod cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why dont you go fuck yourself? — SangFroid Stalker

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