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- My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. — Keith Richards
- I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes. — James Randi
- When I die, I want them to play The Black and Crazy Blues, I want to be cremated, put in a bag… — Rahsaan Roland Kirk
- It is cremated youth. It is all yours--no one gave it to you. — Willa Cather
- When I die, nieces, I want to be cremated, my ashes taken up in a bush plane and sprinkled onto the people… — Joseph Boyden
- I've changed my mind. I've decided that at the end I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered over someone I… — J. Michael Straczynski
- Give, give, give - what is the point of having experience, knowledge or talent if I don't give it away? Of having… — Isabel Allende
- I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones. — Albert Einstein
- We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to… — Unknown Author
- Hotel tea is when you have to mix together a plastic envelope containing too much sugar, a small plastic pot of something… — Frank Muir
- There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated. — Robert Breault
- In nuclear war, all men are cremated equal. — Dexter Gordon