Cremated Quotes

25 quotes by 24 authors

My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. — Keith Richards
I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes. — James Randi
When I die, I want them to play The Black and Crazy Blues, I want to be cremated, put in a bag of pot and… — Rahsaan Roland Kirk
It is cremated youth. It is all yours--no one gave it to you. — Willa Cather
When I die, nieces, I want to be cremated, my ashes taken up in a bush plane and sprinkled onto the people in town below.… — Joseph Boyden
I've changed my mind. I've decided that at the end I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered over someone I don't like. — J. Michael Straczynski
Give, give, give - what is the point of having experience, knowledge or talent if I don't give it away? Of having stories if I… — Isabel Allende
I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones. — Albert Einstein
We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to be cremated." I… — Dave Spikey
Hotel tea is when you have to mix together a plastic envelope containing too much sugar, a small plastic pot of something which is not… — Frank Muir
There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated. — Robert Breault
In nuclear war, all men are cremated equal. — Dexter Gordon
I have a hard problem, being some part Native American - being a Christian: do you get burned, do you get cremated, do you get… — Duane Chapman
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. — Groucho Marx
Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my ashes spread in… — Richard Pryor
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day. — Joan Rivers
Falling in love is the best way to kill your heart because then it's not yours anymore. It's laid in a coffin, waiting to be… — Ville Valo
Enoch...why are you here? Why has my spirit been incarnated into a physical bodi in this world generally? Or specifically, why am I here in… — Neal Stephenson
And also...well...i told them I want to get an apartment with him next year rather than live in the dorms." What'd they say?" Over their… — Carolyn Mackler
I would request that my body in death be buried not cremated, so that the energy content contained within it gets returned to the earth,… — Neil deGrasse Tyson

Who Wrote These Cremated Quotes

24 authors contributed a total of 25 Cremated Quotes as follows: