Creative Guy Quotes by Tim Allen

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Tim Allen has 49 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same…
• Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a…
• You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
• I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there…
• I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's…
• There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she…
• Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents…
• Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

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