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• I want to quit. Not performing, but being a woman altogether. I want to throw my hands in the air, after reading…
• My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You…
• I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting…
• You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.…
• I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.
• I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear! And instead,…
• Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'
• We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.

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