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• Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove…
• For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.
• There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother…
• The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
• I get mail; therefore I am.
• Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the…
• There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like…
• One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

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