Cream Quotes

640 Cream quotes by 505 unique authors

Todays a hot day...........swimming eating ice cream sun tans omg!!!!!!!!!!! — Isabella
My new nightly routine...get a bowl of ice cream, sit on the couch, and get caught up on all the Amanda Bynes news from the… — Shane Dawson
Your girl pussy smell like Sour Cream & Onion. — Mac Miller
I always get the really aggressive person scooping my guac and sour cream at Chipotle. — Jason Kennedy
If Men Got Pregnant: Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree. — Nikhil Saluja
Maybe happiness didn't have to be about the big, sweeping circumstances, about having everything in your life in place. Maybe it was about stringing together… — Ritu Ghatourey
I never should have given you ice cream; my two favorite things together will drive me crazy. — Marie Davis
A smart ass : Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is. — Nikhil Saluja
Missing your boyfriend is the worst feeling in the world,i miss they way he talks to me and picks on me for fun I wish… — Tamika-leeigh
For skincare, I'm a Clean and Clear girl. Especially with the humidity in Georgia, Clean and Clear has been pretty good to me with all… — Candice Accola
Can't believe people still go to the gym when you can just post it as your status and go have some ice cream.. — Ritu Ghatourey
There's still some ice cream left in my freezer, I think today's gonna be ok — Nikhil Saluja
Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, fun And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice cream And that's life, bro L-I-F-E — Nikhil Saluja
A relationship without trust is like an ice cream truck without any ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja
YOU CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS, BUT YOU CAN BUY ICE-CREAM. AND THAT'S KIND OF THE SAME THING. — Evan

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