Cousin Quotes

379 Cousin quotes by 317 unique authors

It's like having a really hot, you know, cousin and everybody talks about wanting to sleep with your cousin and you're like dude, don't say… — Anna Kendrick
I've been living in Hawaii for almost four years now, so it's not really paradise any more, man. Throwing snowballs on a mountain top is… — Matthew Fox
My Cousin Lauren De Miranda, Check her out on YouTube... Love you Lauren! — Aly Johnson
I was so happy to see my cousin after a long time — Bani Bowen
THE ONE IN THE RED IS MY COUSIN LOL — YOUNESS
My cousin is fat and she like a balloon...i feel like bursting her — Dopekidd
Life is the bitch, and death is her sister Sleep is the cousin, what a fuckin' family picture You know Father Time, and we all… — Lil Wanye
I have met the devil's cousin. She is 5'4 has fake breasts and she gave birth to my baby. — Kevin McCarty
If I have renounced the searchof truth, if I have come into the port of some pretending dogmatism, some new church, some Schelling or Cousin,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
That awkward moment when your ex finds out your getting engaged to his cousin... XD — Megannn(:
Disappointment s cousin is Frustration, the second storm. Have you ever been frustrated? It happens when things are stuck. This is especially relevant in India.… — Ash Sweeney
These are my cousin dogs the third day they were born, the father is Pomerania and chihuahua and mother I don't know what she is..but… — LilBear
Still waiting for my soldier to come home.. Love you Andy!! (Awesomest Cousin in the ENTIRE world!!) — BaileyRenae
Life is a bitch death Is her sister sleep is a cousin what a fuckin family picture — Kaylee
Bruno with my baby cousin. Meme-ified! — Unknown Author
You were there for me, no matter what it was about, i didn't think of you like that, you we'er like my big brother not… — Rae Leigh White
Cousins are friends that will love you forever A cousin is a little bit of childhood that can never be.. A cousin is a ready-made… — IMyantot
A cousin sees the first tear, catches the second, and stops the third. — IMynatot
My Cousin is Gay; He went to London only to find Big Ben Was a Clock.... — Kyle MacDonald
Peytons cousin (kasey) says she likes my smile,so kasey this is 4 u:) — Unknown Author
You're Banana Republic fit, go suck a dick. And your bitch looking like Cousin Itt, the ugliest. — Mac Miller
Me and my cousin Hassan... I loooove him soo much:) — Abdelghani
I didn't believe in all that crush stuff. But as I grew older, I started to pay attention to it more. When I finally started… — Amber Hope
I love being with my cousin I tell her everything — Brianna Ramos
These r my cousin I have lot's of fun with them even I am there with them for a nice click — Reynold

Who Wrote These Cousin Quotes

317 authors contributed a total of 379 Cousin Quotes, led by these top contributors: