Cousin Quotes

379 Cousin quotes by 317 unique authors

What's up with murder y'all, see my little cousin was hung. Somebody was really wrong, everybody want to test us dawg. — Bone Thugs N Harmony
Swallow my kids Go And kiss they cousins, guess they kissin cousin, toya's kissin muffin, worse than that go home and kiss they cousin. — Camron
Life is a bitch death is her sister sleep is the cousin what a fucking family picture — Lil Wayne
I have lost, and I have loved. Sleep has stolen far too much. Close your eyes, but not just yet Sleep is just a cousin… — Bring Me The Horizon
I hated the lot of them. My parents, with their pure-blood mania... my repulsive cousin, Bellatrix Lestrange. — Sirius Black
Turn the television off cousin that ain't nothin for a girl to see I got a niece, an best believe she mean the world to… — Jedi Mind Tricks
Nigga ask your momma, ima motherfuckin player, if I see your girlfriend starin ima take her, thats word to my cousin up in oakland with… — Pac Div
After stomping on Ilena's cousin like that, I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he'd come… — Caine
This my big-head ass cousin. You know, Bevo Lotti, got mo head than he got body. — Day-Day
Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the… — Peter Griffin
Life is a b---- and death is its sister sleep is its cousin what a f------- family picture — Unknown Author
''life is a bitch death is her sister,sleep is her cousin wat a fuckin family picture'' — Unknown Author
When I win it's just free they think I'm Oprah's cousin. Win free, I don't think y'all get me. If you keep running your mouth… — Unknown Author
Life is a bitch and death is her sister, sleep is the cousin what a fucking family picture! — Lil Wayne
Mother is the cousin of fucker, so I call her motherfucker. — Unknown Author
Life is a bitch death is her sister sleep is the cousin where the fuckin family picture — Lil Wayne
Bet you can't make yo' booty clap like yo' cousin. -Ebony — The Players Club
My cousin finished school can't believe he graduated. Threw him 20,000 dollars told his ass congratulations. — Big Sean
Prof: what is ethics? student juan; hmmm ethics are the cousin of ducks , what can you say sir? Prof: very good that ethics will… — Unknown Author
Sometimes fighting with your cousin is worse than fighting with your brother. — Unknown Author
Yes you did. Cause my sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy. She told me that she saw you at the show all hugged up wit some tramp.… — Friday
I trying to be coolest brother, best uncle, good nephew, favorite cousin but I ain't perfect... I hope I'll be all above of it to… — BabyFace Jeovanny
You're spreading something not true about our family, though you're my aunt or cousin.. I stand for what I know and I believe and that… — Rakii Retondo
Every million I gain an enemy or a cousin. And people's feelings have changed ever since I became somethin. — Drake
Yeah I'm talking LeBron, we balling our family tree. G.O.O.D Music drug dealing cousin, ain't nothing fuckin' with we, me. — Jay-Z

Who Wrote These Cousin Quotes

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