Couple Quotes

2685 Couple quotes by 2000 unique authors

Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan
A couple must agree on the following topics: 1) Do they want kids? 2) Do they want a dog? 3) Do they want sex? 4)… — E. Jean Carroll
I feel like Cinderella sitting in the middle of the road with a pumpkin and a couple of mice, while Prince Charming charges off to… — Cynthia Hand
Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brains. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount… — Mark Twain
Let's look at people as artists and try to support them; just because Picasso painted a couple of bad paintings, that's no reason to say… — Steve Guttenberg
A couple of flop plays, a death in the family, and it could all collapse. — Patrick Marber
I worked offshore as an oil worker for a couple of years. — Richard Linklater
We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart. — Hector Hugh Munro
I was involved in school plays, but when I left school I did a couple of odd jobs as a baker's apprentice and then as… — John Thaw
I've had a long life and a lot of relationships and not one of them do I wish -- well, I take that back --… — Holland Taylor
The goal of every married couple, indeed, every Christian home, should be to make Christ the Head, the Counselor and the Guide. — Paul Sadler
When I do think, ‘Man a f—cking motel room with a couple of thousand dollars worth of narcotics would do me right,’ I just look… — Anthony
What if I jumped out of an airplane with a couple of tanks of helium and one huge, un-inflated balloon? Then, while falling, I release… — Unknown Author
Living as a couple never means that each gets half. You must take turns at giving more than getting. It’s not the same as a… — Marlena De Blasi
A focused Mind is a result Of a little Effort To tell Your Distractions To sleep for A couple of hours While you are at… — Sujit Lalwani
Some couples--most couples--waited years and years before they developed the ability to read or to feel each other so well. Then there were those very… — Lora Leigh
If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him… — Robert Mugabe
Well, I was always... I used to get 100% in physics and chemistry and mathematics (well, maybe a couple of points off in mathematics), and… — James Doohan
What stirs lyrical poets to their finest flights is neither the delight of the senses nor the fruitful contentment of the settled couple; not the… — Denis de Rougemont
I’ve watched Jurassic Park twice in my life – once when I was six and the second time a couple of weeks ago. It inspired… — Unknown Author
I have been determined for the past couple of years to move away from all those Holiday programmes. — Jill Dando
Our greatest challenge today is to couple conviction with doubt. By conviction, I mean some pragmatically developed faith, trust, or centeredness; and by doubt I… — Kirk J. Schneider
They're happy to be Siamese twins. They feel blessed. But the rest of us have to go through the world alone. And they don't. And… — Peter Farrelly
When he finished up with the Twins and even after he was done, he was always down on the field, so I had a chance… — Tony Clark
Prospects for growth in the year ahead are solid at the national level, and of course, this can only be good news for the Bay… — Janet Yellen

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