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Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the gate…

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The ink one, spreads on a sheet of paper is but only that of what their heart bears. For the Heart, shares…
One must forgive, We don't have to like them, we don't have to be friends with them, there is no need to…
Always make yourself happy first, so that you can share that happiness with those you love. Put yourself first for your own…
When I sit down to thank God for all the blessings, he has bestowed upon me, how can I forget the most…
Thankyou Lord for the roof above our heads,we have a good place to sleep, there is food on our table. We have…
Today I'd like to sit and read Forget I have a job I need Ignore the things I have to do And…
I see the countless Christmas trees around the world below, with tiny lights, like heaven's stars, reflecting on the snow. The sight…
The quote of the month by Jay Leno: With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up…
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, it goes to his head. If you talk to him in…
How to be successful in America, Get up Early, Go to Work, do not buy stuff that's not needed, and save for…
Oh Lord protect me from my Friends, I know my Enemies, But I will be Damned if I know my Friends Peter…
Books are only but a mirror of what knowledge we desire, in our minds and in our hearts.

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Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself. — Basil Bunting
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several… — W.C. Fields
When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way… — Alexis Lichine
If your opponent is at a distance, kick him in the groin. If he gets close, poke him in the eyes, bring… — Bruce Lee
He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp. — Unknown Author
The problem with the alphabet is that it bears no relation to anything at all, and when words are arranged alphabetically they… — Mark Forsyth
An accurate charting of American women's progress through history might look more like a corkscrew tilted slightly to one side, its loops… — Susan Faludi
Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew. — Charles Dickens
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but… — W.C. Fields
Note to self on waking. Lay off the beer on an empty stomach. This dream is even more screwed up than the… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
They were tower stairs, a tight corkscrew down. The spiraling descent made Karou dizzy: down, around, down, around, hypnotic, until it seemed… — Laini Taylor
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship,… — Andrew Guzaldo

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