"Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to……" — Andrew Guzaldo

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• Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself. — Basil Bunting
• During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water… — W.C. Fields
• When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The… — Alexis Lichine
• If your opponent is at a distance, kick him in the groin. If he gets close, poke him in the… — Bruce Lee
• He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp. — Unknown Author
• The problem with the alphabet is that it bears no relation to anything at all, and when words are arranged… — Mark Forsyth
• An accurate charting of American women's progress through history might look more like a corkscrew tilted slightly to one side,… — Susan Faludi
• Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew. — Charles Dickens
• Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on… — W.C. Fields
• Note to self on waking. Lay off the beer on an empty stomach. This dream is even more screwed up… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• They were tower stairs, a tight corkscrew down. The spiraling descent made Karou dizzy: down, around, down, around, hypnotic, until… — Laini Taylor

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