Cop Quotes

447 quotes by 354 authors

As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on crime. Law enforcement is really a local issue. It's the… — Jesse Ventura
Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else. — Orson Welles
People always say that you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop-out. Why not attempt it? 'Cause think of all the people you will… — Kanye West
I think that there are a lot of law enforcement officers out there who work according to their own set of what is right and… — Bruce Willis
MR. KHARIS: 'Does Mr. Celine seriously suggest that the United States Government is in need of a guardian?' MR. CELINE: 'I am merely offering a… — Robert Anton Wilson
Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter. — Christopher Moore
I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth… — Woody Allen
I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if… — Terry Pratchett
In this state, dig it, you get twenty years for sale of dope to a minor. You only get five to ten for manslaughter. So… — Abbie Hoffman
Some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place. Some people become vandals because they want to make the world… — Banksy
Policemen and security guards wear hats with a peak that comes down low over their eyes. Apparently this is for psychological reasons. Eyebrows are very… — Banksy
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken… — Dan Barker
Wherever theyâ€™s a fight so hungry people can eat, Iâ€™ll be there. Wherever theyâ€™s a cop beatinâ€™ up a guy, Iâ€™ll be there. If Casy… — John Steinbeck
I myself feel that our country, for whose Constitution I fought in a just war, might as well have been invaded by Martians and body… — Kurt Vonnegut
I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders. — Eoin Colfer
Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?" Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall with Rhage and Phury behind… — J R Ward
If you're looking to get silly, you better go back to from where you came. because the cops don't need you and man they expect… — Bob Dylan
Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem. — Tom Robbins
And there's a cop over there." "What?" the boy said, glancing at the D.C. police officer that stood at the corner of the street, "You… — Ally Carter
There was a time when I liked a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect… — Warren Ellis

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