Best Cookies Sayings

341 Cookies quotes by 256 unique authors

Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies… — Anna Howard Shaw
And, in the future, while the dumb show of bohemianism plays itself out in the cookie cutter shape of the politically correct martyr/victim, aesthetic terrorists… — Adam Parfrey
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. — Woody Paige
I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do! — Laura Wilkinson
If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop. — James Broughton
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. — Merrill Markoe
In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies! — Wally Amos
To be born a Southern woman is to be made aware of your distinctiveness. And with it, the rules. The expectations. These vary some, but… — Allison Glock
It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. — Robert Orben
I got a fortune cookie that said, "To remember is to understand." I have never forgotten it. A good judge remembers what it was like… — Anna Quindlen
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life. — Halle Berry
I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream. — Mary McCormack
I'm not Mr. Nice Guy, I'm a tough cookie — Thomas Muster
College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product… — Bill Gaede
I got one entire song from fortune cookies (Land of Sunshine). On another one, I took words from different Frank Sinatra songs and pasted them… — Mike Patton
I wanted always to appear strong and in control . . . .Then the cookie began to crumble. — Chris Evert
I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy and they're considered… — Bill Engvall
A marathon is a like a roller coaster... You might toss your cookies, jump for joy, pass out, or have to close your eyes and… — Unknown Author
We always try to remember that at the end of the day, it's just cookies. Don't stress that hard, because it's a terrible thing to… — Unknown Author
America ships tons of sugar cookies to Denmark and Denmark ships tons of sugar cookies to America. Wouldn't it be more efficient just to swap… — Michael Pollan
Fendi on my slippers & my cookies always slippery — Nicki Minaj
If people would only *Look to the Cookie* - all our problems would be solved — Jerry Seinfeld
If you hate the war, that’s fine. But you should still support the troops. They don’t get to pick where they’re deployed. They just gave… — Chris Kyle
In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips. — Salman Rushdie
I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for… — Debbi Fields

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