Best Cookies Quotes
341 Cookies quotes by 256 unique authors
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I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough.
— Sharon Stone
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People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'
— Elizabeth Banks
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I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office…
— Mo Rocca
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A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.
— Jean-Claude Van Damme
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Don't expect too much from yourself. What I like to do when I have a day off is make various cookie doughs and freeze them.…
— Giada De Laurentiis
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It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I…
— Hoda Kotb
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I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies,…
— Raquel Welch
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The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our…
— Jay Leno
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I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat.
— Robert Iler
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There’s a large part of me that’s four years old. I wake up in the morning and I know that somewhere there’s a cookie. I…
— Newt Gingrich
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Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have.
— Amy Krouse Rosenthal
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To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all equally valid or…
— Woody Allen
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I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.
— Thom Yorke
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I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!
— Thom Yorke
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People always starve themselves, and then they get hungry, and then they eat the wrong things, like chips or cookies or whatever they can grab.
— Heidi Klum
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
— Daniel Handler
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Happiness is baking cookies. Happiness is giving them away. And serving them, and eating them, talking about them, reading and writing about them, thinking about…
— Unknown Author
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I'm an animal thug, I grew up eatin' animal cookies
— Akinyele
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Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people…
— Christopher Titus
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If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story.
— Frank Iero
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I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework.
— Vanna White
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At this young age I am already sold on the idea of the dog. One of God's absolutely greatest inventions and one that needs no…
— Rick Springfield
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You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while…
— Ina Garten
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Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.
— Neal Boortz
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I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar
— Allen West
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