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I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough. — Sharon Stone
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.' — Elizabeth Banks
I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office… — Mo Rocca
A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life. — Jean-Claude Van Damme
Don't expect too much from yourself. What I like to do when I have a day off is make various cookie doughs and freeze them.… — Giada De Laurentiis
It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I… — Hoda Kotb
I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies,… — Raquel Welch
The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our… — Jay Leno
I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat. — Robert Iler
There’s a large part of me that’s four years old. I wake up in the morning and I know that somewhere there’s a cookie. I… — Newt Gingrich
Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have. — Amy Krouse Rosenthal
To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all equally valid or… — Woody Allen
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. — Thom Yorke
I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes! — Thom Yorke
People always starve themselves, and then they get hungry, and then they eat the wrong things, like chips or cookies or whatever they can grab. — Heidi Klum
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. — Daniel Handler
Happiness is baking cookies. Happiness is giving them away. And serving them, and eating them, talking about them, reading and writing about them, thinking about… — Unknown Author
I'm an animal thug, I grew up eatin' animal cookies — Akinyele
Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people… — Christopher Titus
If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story. — Frank Iero
I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework. — Vanna White
At this young age I am already sold on the idea of the dog. One of God's absolutely greatest inventions and one that needs no… — Rick Springfield
You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while… — Ina Garten
Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie. — Neal Boortz
I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar — Allen West

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