Cook Quotes

1008 Cook quotes by 705 unique authors

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat. — Rodney Dangerfield
Anyone can cook but only the fearless can be great. — Brad Garrett
It wasnt until I was a sophomore in high school that I asked Mama if I could come into the kitchen and have her teach… — Paula Deen
I have never been so calculating as to sing some Barry White song to get a girl. But I do think it's very romantic to… — John Stamos
My grandmother was a chef, and she taught me to cook. One day I want a restaurant, a small Italian grill. Thats my aspiration. — Jeremy Miller
Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake? — Joan Rivers
The funny thing about Thanksgiving ,or any big meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cook,chop,braise and blanch.… — Ted Allen
The opinion of the public is sacred. The director is a cook who merely offers different dishes to them and has no right to insist… — Werner Herzog
And on a Canadian set, everybody is equal. You get paid the same. You live together in barracks. You have a communal kitchen. You buy… — Sandra Oh
After years of working in professional kitchens, and then spending so much time in a lot of different home kitchens, I realized that there's a… — Curtis Stone
For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes.… — Cheryl Hines
Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday.' I think that's what happens. At some… — Dudley Moore
A home cook who relies too much on a recipe is sort of like a pilot who reads the plane's instruction manual while flying. — Alton Brown
I love to cook. I make an award-winning turkey chili. — Joely Fisher
I love the simplicity, the ingredients, the culture, the history and the seasonality of Italian cuisine. In Italy people do not travel. They cook the… — Anne Burrell
Cook more often. Don't study; just cook. — Masaharu Morimoto
Every child should be taught to cook in school, not just talk about nutrition all day. Good food can be made in 15 minutes. This… — Jamie Oliver
I wish for everyone to help create a strong, sustainable movement to educate every child about food, inspire families to cook again and empower people… — Jamie Oliver
I love good food. I’m an epicurean, that’s for sure. … But I am not really a good cook. — Gaspard Ulliel
All our science is just a cookery book, with an orthodox theory of cooking that nobody's allowed to question, and a list of recipes that… — Aldous Huxley
My kids love Ibiza and we feel committed to it because we keep coming back to the same area. People recognise us in shops now… — Neneh Cherry
Come cook food with me and do nothing. — Aziz Ansari
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun. — Aziz Ansari
I'm a man. Men cook outside. That outdoor grilling is a manly pursuit has long been beyond question. If this wasn't understood, you'd never get… — Bill Geist

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