Contortionist Quotes by Ronnie Barker

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Ronnie Barker has 8 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
• The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
• To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, its the…
• If I was as rich as Rockefeller I'd be richer than Rockefeller, because I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the…
• In a packed programme tonight, we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.
• We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and…
• I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

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