Ronnie Barker Quotes
- The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
- The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
- To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, its the best job in…
- If I was as rich as Rockefeller I'd be richer than Rockefeller, because I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.
- In a packed programme tonight, we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.
- We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion.
- I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.