Computer Quotes

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I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's… — Louis C. K.
Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility. — Richard Dawkins
Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare. — Rene Descartes
I just like music that sounds like music. Not like machines and computers and things that you design to make things sound slick and perfect. — Zooey Deschanel
I have Pro Tools on my computer, and I make CDs all the time. — Zooey Deschanel
Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. — Edsger Dijkstra
I have one computer that my wife gave me. All I know how to do, and I do it every day, is play Spider Solitaire.… — Kirk Douglas
The computer is a moron. — Peter Drucker
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though… — Peter Drucker
I understand the self-loathing and the resentment, and the discipline that it takes to sit down in front of a typewriter or computer every single… — David Duchovny
Children want the challenge of difficult tasks - just look how much better they are than their parents on a computer. — James Dyson
The computer dictates how you do something, whereas with a pencil you're totally free. — James Dyson
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. — Paul R. Ehrlich
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. — Albert Einstein
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one. — Albert Einstein
Because I believe that humans are computers, I conjectured that computers, like people, can have left- and right-handed versions. — Philip Emeagwali
Our lives sometimes depend on computers performing as predicted. — Philip Emeagwali
The basis of computer work is predicated on the idea that only the brain makes decisions and only the index finger does the work. — Brian Eno
The computer brings out the worst in some people. — Brian Eno
There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work.… — Richard P. Feynman

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