Computer Quotes

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There is, however, a strange, musty smell in the air that reminds me of something...hmm...yes...I've got it...there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a Blit. — Larry Wall
Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in. — Larry Wall
The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself. — Larry Wall
I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one. — Larry Wall
The young think they are immortal, and are determined to prove otherwise. — Larry Wall
The only reason [not to use] perl is that some sysadmins don't allow software that they didn't pay for. By all means, let them send… — Larry Wall
Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes. — Larry Wall
Although the Perl Slogan is There's More Than One Way to Do It, I hesitate to make 10 ways to do something. — Larry Wall
I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is... — Larry Wall
I'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable. — Larry Wall
C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively. — Tom Christiansen
Kids are natural little outdoor people. It is we, the adults, who turn them into indoor people. If you don't get of fyour computer, why… — Mark Jenkins
Nature-the sublime, the harsh, and the beautiful-offers something that the street or gated community or computer game cannot. Nature presents the young with something so… — Richard Louv
All stable processes we shall predict. All unstable processes we shall control. Describing John von Neumann's aspiration for the application of computers sufficiently large to… — Freeman Dyson
One good thing about my computer: it never asks why. — Ashleigh Brilliant
There are wavelengths that people cannot see, there are sounds that people cannot hear, and maybe computers have thoughts that people cannot think. — Richard Hamming
Financial hydrogen bombs built on personal computers by 26-year-olds with MBAs. — Felix Rohatyn
I am a marathon worker and marathon mother. I'll spend three or four days completely swallowed up by work. And if I make it home… — Mika Brzezinski
All my vocals were recorded at home, which was great for me. You can actually have a studio in a computer program called ProTools. I… — David Coverdale
The rise of computer crime and armed robbery has not eliminated the lure of caged cash. — James Chiles

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