Computer Quotes

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One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this… — Alan Turing
If you don't handle [exceptions], we shut your application down. That dramatically increases the reliability of the system. — Anders Hejlsberg
Now they can do all these magic things with computers. So you think you get to do something in a movie and you find out… — Angelina Jolie
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before. — Bill Gates
Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of… — Dave Barry
We need above all to know about changes; no one wants or needs to be reminded 16 hours a day that his shoes are on. — David H. Hubel
I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: "Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to… — Douglas Adams
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini. — Evan Esar
Considering what human beings do and have done to human beings (and to other living things as well) ... I can never imagine what the… — Isaac Asimov
With both people and computers on the job, computer error can be more quickly tracked down and corrected by people and, conversely, human error can… — Isaac Asimov
We used to have lots of questions to which there were no answers. Now, with the computer, there are lots of answers to which we… — Peter Ustinov
God is at the tip of our scalpels, our screwdrivers, our computer terminals, our dust rags, our vacuum cleaners, our pencils and pens. He is… — Sue Monk Kidd
With the fight scenes, they would take a video camera and shoot alongside the camera so we would piece it together on the computer and… — Kelly Hu
So evidently music was a killer app and is a killer app for computer and the Internet; it just took the tech industry a long… — Thomas Dolby
But I'm so slow on it because I find it terribly hard writing blind on computers. The computer speaks to me, but it's just so… — Jack Vance
When you sail on a boat you take with you the minimum of resources. You don't waste anything. You don't leave the light on; you… — Ellen MacArthur
When I'm not writing or tweaking my computer, I do embroidery. When I'm not plunging into the past, tweaking, or embroidering, I'm reading books about… — Lynn Abbey
A fashionable idea in technical circles is that quantity not only turns into quality at some extreme of scale, but also does so according to… — Jaron Lanier
So what will define greatness for your generation? I believe it is to use the knowledge that you have earned here to find ways, not… — Carly Fiorina
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses — Bill Murray

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