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Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there. — Bob Newhart
All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world. — Bob Newhart
I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike. — Bob Newhart
I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up… — Patton Oswalt
Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there's no such thing as a comedian who doesn't do impressions. — John Podhoretz
I'd say any good set or any comedy that I've worked on, that's worked, has been comedians pitching ideas back and forth to each other.… — Amy Poehler
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. — Chris Rock
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. — Will Rogers
The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the… — Rita Rudner
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. — Mort Sahl
The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun. — Jerry Seinfeld
With a lot of comedians, one of their major attributes is that they look comedic, with a certain hangdog or manic expression. I look like… — Sylvester Stallone
There is plenty of television. There are plenty of talk shows. There are plenty of comedians. But there is not plenty of worship of the… — Charles R. Swindoll
It's also that comedians don't have the kind of narcissism that actors have. They're writers who perform their own material. It's more interesting. And they're… — Rachel Weisz
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything… — Steven Wright
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing… — Steven Wright
When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem. — Chris Hardwick
Comedians and jazz musicians have been more comforting and enlightening to me than preachers or politicians or philosophers or poets or painters or novelists of… — Kurt Vonnegut
Anything to declare? the customs inspector said."Two pound of uncut heroin and a manual of pornographic art," Mark answered, looking about for Kity. All Americans… — Leon Uris
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher
In 1987, I was in Edinburgh doing my first one-man show. I took part in a kickabout with some fellow comedians and tripped over my… — Paul Merton
In general, comedians are attracted to vice. — Natasha Leggero
The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if… — Doug Stanhope
There is so much cross-pollination between the U.S. and Britain in terms of comedians. British TV comedies work well in the U.S. American stand-ups make… — John Oliver
I think that sometimes only comedians can reach the peaks of tragedy. — Roberto Benigni

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