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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope
Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors. — Johann Georg Ritter von Zimmermann
I think that we're in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians. I imagine there's… — Whitney Cummings
I think comedians have a function in society, which is to make fun of our icons. — Downtown Julie Brown
Only comedians can talk about death, life, God and Virgin Mary. If I was a tragic actor, I couldn't allow myself. But with this accent… — Roberto Benigni
I was trained classically, and that's something that I want to do, but I do want to say that right now it's a good market… — Eliza Coupe
A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it… — Allen Carr
That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50. — Dana Carvey
It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs. — Hank Azaria
Jews have a tendency to become comedians. — Sacha Baron Cohen
I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny. — Kevin Dillon
Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their… — Rob Delaney
Normally, I name my characters after famous comedians. — Paula Danziger
Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart. — Ade Edmondson
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. — Rachel Dratch
Anyone you give a ton of money to is going to go slightly crazy. I don't think comedians are particularly special in that regard; they… — Nick Kroll
You work with stand-up comedians or you work with somebody in theater, you work with somebody from 'Star Search' or 'Survivor' or a kid, it… — Steve Zahn
The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off. — Alexei Sayle
It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians. — Wanda Sykes
I'm attracted to working with comedians because they don't have that stars' idea of what a hero should be. The downside is they're always addressing… — Michel Gondry
Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things. — Marilyn Manson
I was influenced by a lot of stand-up comedians... Eddie Murphy back when he was doing 'Raw.' I watched that so many times as a… — Ray William Johnson
I had a lot of bad jobs but the one big internship I had is I interned for 'SNL' when I was 21 years old… — Jake M. Johnson
The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us. — Criss Jami
There's quite an overlap between musicians - especially drummers - who have an affection and a proclivity towards comedy and comedians who fantasize about being… — David Cross

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