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They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2… — Mike Judge
Comedians and Feminists are natural enemies. Because stereotypically speaking, feminists can't take a joke and comedians can't take criticism. — Louis C. K.
I wanted to be a tragedienne. I only wanted sad parts. When mother read the press notices when I was on the road, saying I… — Dorothy Gish
I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my… — Bo Burnham
I think a lot of studios today are run by women, and we are entering a time when a lot of women have evolved in… — Judd Apatow
I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors. — Neil Simon
Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers,… — Jim Gaffigan
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. — Denis Norden
The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that… — Denis Norden
I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians… — Paul Reiser
Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton. — Lynne Truss
All comedians are people who really deeply consider the human experience not only a dirty trick perpetrated by a totally meaningless procedure of accidents, but… — William Saroyan
Comedians are the nearest to suicide. — Lawrence Durrell
It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians who don't work that way.… — Bob Newhart
I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them. — Shelley Berman
If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me. — Jack Dee
The really good stand up comedians can be angry but relatable, and they have interestingly humanizing personalities. Their observational skills are far greater than mine,… — Kunal Nayyar
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't… — Colin Quinn
When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact. — Jeff Ross
Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language. — Alan Rudolph
It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of… — Bob Saget
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds. — Yakov Smirnoff
I really will never understand pushing back on comedians who are like, "I'm like a politician campaigning and shaking hands with these people. They're going… — Jen Kirkman
Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic experiences into their… — Matt Lucas
I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail… — Wendy Liebman

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